getting more exercise than expected this morning by turning my studio apartment upside down a dozen times looking for my motherfucking keys that have A DEDICATED SPOT, AND YET
The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party
those first couple weeks after escaping a time loop have gotta be disorienting as all fuck. all those little cues that used to tell you what's about to happen are now triggers that cause you to brace for something that isn't coming. you have to relearn the permanence of death -- hell, you have reacquaint yourself with the entire concept of finality altogether. everything keeps changing but it never changes back and you keep having to remind yourself that this is normal. "it won't reset anymore," you echo to yourself, over and over and over, like a broken record, like you're still trapped in a loop, like someone who escaped the time loop but was doomed to bring it into the future with them
dessa: once again Moving Around in Locations
good summer for people who like dessa AND mitski AND carly rae jepsen
my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn't need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn't require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps
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Double fuck subscription models for things you used to just buy. I’m not subscribing to the little word Tetris game I like. I will pay you 2, 5, or 10 $ ONCE. I am not adding Word Welder to my list of monthly bills like water and gas.
also “if it’s online I should be able to do it in browser” means “if it’s online I should be able to do it where the ad blocker is.”
having cousins is a great way to add some supporting characters to your life without needing to explain their motivations. they're just cousins
☾ 31 days of halloween / day nineteen >>> practical magic
Did you or your sister kill James? Yeah, a couple of times.
just took a DNA test but it turned out I didn’t have any and the doctor got really mad at me
my wedding registry strategy for friends is to buy whatever (that’s still left and not hundreds of dollars) is funniest to give with the message “Think of me when you use it.” the message has to be obviously a joke just from what the thing is. a meat thermometer. a compost tub. a salad spinner. anyway I’m really fun to be friends with.
